Sunday, December 7, 2008

"Pedal Your Ass Off" Miracle Diet!

Pedal Your Ass Off!
11 Weeks to a Slimmer, Stronger You! 

Do you have a fat ass? Are you looking for a diet that lets you sit on your ass, eat whatever you want and still loose weight?

No gimmicks here. With this exercise system, you can eat whatever you want, and I guarantee that you will loose weight! On top of that, the system requires that you spend 11 weeks sitting on your ass. Try it, and if you don’t see results in just six weeks, send the system back for a full refund.

In addition, I promise that, if followed exactly, the PYAO system will teach you to simplify your life. See the world, and loose your fat ass sitting on it for just 12 hours a day* (sometimes 14, and sometimes 21) for just 11 weeks riding a bicycle over 4000 miles from Anchorage, Alaska, to Tijuana Mexico—or further, if you want to! Why stop there? Why not keep on going to Panama? Why not Tierra del Fuego, the southern-most tip of South America?

2 comments:

  1. I would just like to anounce this weight loss plan has worked for me! Its just so exciting! And i would recomend it in a heart beat! I was able to eat what i wanted when i wanted! Doesn't it sound exciting? The all day work out was amazing it was vitailizing. And for best results i would recomend the peanut butter oreo's.

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  2. i'm pickin' up what you're putting down- but if i get on the bike - i might loose the seat in my arse :)

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